Girl Scout Nuts and Chocolates

It’s that time of year again. My daughter’s gang cult Girl Scout Troop is selling Girl Scout Nuts and Chocolates* to raise money for knives bail camp and learning activities. There are Kosher, Fat Free, and Gluten Free options should you need such. Glutton free option is based solely upon your will power. In addition to the 15 choices are the options to gift packages of nuts and magazines to our Military. Delivery will be between December 5 and eternity December 15. You may pay now or upon delivery. Or stiff them of the payment; they’re just sweet, innocent little girls. Except Melissa – she’s wicked. She scares me. I have the order form at my desk.


Choices:

A. Caramel Treasures
B. Chocolate Covered Pretzels
C. Whole Cashews
D. Chocolate Covered Almonds
E. Chocolate Covered Peanuts
F. Chocolate Covered Raisins
G. Salsa Mix
H. Deluxe Pecan Clusters
I. Peanut Butter Bears**
J. Dark Chocolate Mint Penguins***
K. Dulce De Leche Owls****
L. Honey Roasted Peanuts
M. Cranberry Nut Mix
N. Fruit Slices
O. Butter Toasted Peanuts


*nuts and chocolates not made from real Girl Scouts
** does not contain real bears
*** does not contain real penguins
**** does not contain real owls
WARNING: contents may contain nuts